Tuesday, May 12, 2020

New Orleans Bread Pudding (Page 830)





Final Product with Bourbon Sauce Lurking in the Background
Bread Pudding has a reputation of being an over-the-top dessert synonymous with New Orleans excess. It's the kind of dessert you find on the menu of steak houses and other big calorie restaurants. But at the same time it is ultimate comfort food.  A perfect choice for quarantine.
As the name suggests, bread is the key ingredient. If you don't have good bread the final product is going to suffer, and unfortunately that's what happened here.  I bought white French bread from Food Lion for the express purpose of making bread pudding. Letting it get a bit stale is the idea, but you should not let it get hard as a rock.  (oops)
Very Dry Bread -- A Mistake
The batter is very easy to make
This is perhaps one of the easiest dessert recipes in the entire book.  Cut up the bread, mix together some butter, milk, vanilla if you like, eggs and maybe some raisins.  It's like baked french toast, but no frying involved.  It's best warm, so you can take it right out and eat it. 

The Joy recipe calls for bourbon sauce for dibbling over the top, but not strictly needed.  I made the bourbon sauce which is very easy, provided you have bourbon and butter. The sauce was really good, in fact the best part.

Bourbon Sauce, Delicious


My final product suffered from overly dry bread, which made it kind of tough and hard.  After it sat for a few days in the refrigerator it was better when heated in the microwave.  A week worth of dessert, with very little work.  

Mike:  3 stars due to chef error
Julie: Meh
Ed: Prefers Marie Calendar's pie







Monday, May 4, 2020

Chocolate Pound Cake (Pg. 727)

This pound cake certainly calls for a pound of ingredients. Sean had bought extra eggs this week intending to make pickled eggs. No offense to him but I was skeptical that project would come to fruition so I was looking for some recipes that used lots of eggs. This pound cake in particular calls for 8 eggs! ...as well as three sticks of butter and a cup of sour cream. I had to improvise on chocolate because I didn't have the two types of cocoa powder it called for or a full 8oz of bakers.



You know things are getting real when the recipe starts by mixing a chocolate butter to grease your cake pan with. Not sure how necessary that was but I did it.  


The process is not complicated at all. Mostly mixing everything together gradually with a hand mixer.



The batter was starting to look like mousse and there was a lot of it. Luckily it fit in my pan and luckily this isn't a cake that rises much. I put a sheet pan on the lower rack just in case. 



This cake was better the next day. It tasted almost under baked last night, but firmed up nicely by the morning. 

Sean: has decided to rebel against the start rating system
Beth: 5 stars, needs coffee or whipped cream





Thursday, April 30, 2020

Oat Bread Cockaigne (pg 601)


Check out that egg wash shine
In Joy, the designation "cockaigne" means that a recipe is one of the authors' very favorites. The word has a connotation of gluttony and lots of interesting history in literature that you should Google or that maybe a smarter member of the family will write about. This poem, The Land of Cokaygne, is a good start though. Here are a few lines and reading the whole thing will make you proud to be an American:

In Cokaygne food and drink are had without worry, trouble or toil.  The meat is choice and the drink is clear at every meal: noon, afternoon and evening.  I swear this land has no peer under heaven or on earth for such joy and bliss. 

There are many sweet sights; it is always day, never night.  There is no quarrelling or strife, no death but ever life.  There is no lack of food or clothing, and no man or woman is ever wroth.3

Alright, alright! On to the bread...

To the list of things that sound like a good idea but are definitely not a good idea, let's add, "starting bread at 6pm." Why do I always forget that bread needs one million hours to rise and rise again and bake and cool? Oh well... we made it

This recipe called for 2 things we didn't have on hand; soy flour and wheat germ but I phoned in a quick mom-consult and was assured that substitutions could be made. So here we have AP flour, wheat flour (extra to make up for the soy), oats (extra to make up for the wheat germ), milk, egg, salt, brown sugar, veggie oil, and yeast

The star of this quarantine? Stand mixer.

That all got mixed for 10 minutes of dough hook kneading, had a 1 hour rise, a rise in the pan and a bake with an egg brushed on top. I was in bed by 9 

Em: ⭐⭐⭐⭐  because they like "a less dense bread" (no offense taken)
Jess: ⭐⭐⭐⭐ because it tastes like bran flakes in a good way and was really easy to make but maybe wasn't quite "cockaigne." Should have instantcarted soy flour...






Monday, April 27, 2020

Lemon Chess Pie (Page 678)





Lemon Chess Pie

Chess Pie is an old fashioned southern invention.  Most recipe's call for simple ingredients including eggs, butter, sugar, cream/milk/buttermilk and some sort of texture like cornmeal or even cake crumbs and vinegar. Having a pre-made pie crust on hand is the hard part.  Once you have the pie crust made and pre-baked the pie itself is very easy.
Pie Crust Rested in Refrigerator 
 Make sure your pie crust dough has plenty of time in the refrigerator before you roll it out.
Fill Pre Baked Crust with Filling
Pre-bake with pie weights in the crust and make sure they come all the way up the side, or your crust will droop.




 There are lots of variations on this basic recipe, and I chose to do the lemon version.  The recipe calls for lemon juice to replace some of the liquid and lemon zest.

Finished Product with Slight Droop
The filling does not puff up that much, so a shallow pie plate is perfect. Unfortunately, I went with the deep dish which gives you lots of crust. It seemed to take much longer to bake than the recipe suggested, I went over 15 minutes longer and still think it could have used more.

I loved this pie. It tastes like a lemon bar and is really sweet and slightly sour because of the vinegar and lemon.  Definitely needs some whip cream or ice cream to cut the sweet/sour taste.

Mike: 5/5
Julie: meh
Ed, would rather have Marie Calendar's Coconut Cream.


Saturday, April 25, 2020

Fudgy Brownies (Pg 765) and Hummus (Pg 52)


I have been really uninterested in following recipes lately. Anytime I cook something for this I've been hastily measuring and rushing through to get it over with. I'm also over my weekly routine. Signing into my computer by 8am, mixing gross cans of pet food with water for Steven and Clouds, letting Clouds out, walking Steven, answering phone calls with questions I can't answer, uploading documents blah blah blah. We've been working in the yard a ton which has been really nice, but also tiring. I've also become addicted to this computer game called PUBG, a first person shooter. I'm really bad at it which makes it much more fun! Jesus christ I put a random movie on to to watch while I write this it is the absolute worst movie I have ever seen in my life. Serena. Think it came out a few years ago. Do Not Watch.

Last night we decided to have Paul and Abigail over for a social distanced bonfire. I wanted to throw together some snacks so chose these two relatively easy recipes. Oh, I'm also super tired of doing dishes. Check this out:



The brownies were easy to make. I just had one problem which was that you needed to dissolve the sugars in the butter and chocolate. It never really happened, or I wasn't patient enough. I was using organic sugar which has larger crystals than normal Dominos, so maybe that would have helped. Thought it wouldn't matter but I would say that the grains had a noticeable bite once the brownies were done. I plan to make them again and will try to dissolve better. This movie is so bad but I can't stop. Serena is winning the boys over, she imported an eagle and trained it to hunt all the deadly rattlesnakes. 


The brownies were really good and definitely fudgy. We ate them with vanilla ice cream. If you haven't gotten Tillamook yet you need to. 


The hummus was hummus, everybody loved it. 


Paul brought over wood scraps to burn from his furniture shop. Was difficult for me to do, really beautiful walnut and oak pieces. He says he has trouble offloading it. 



We had fun on the patio. Still need to finish our drainage system. 



Brownies 5/5 stars
Hummus 5/5 



Friday, April 24, 2020

Chicken with 40 Cloves of Garlic (Page 420)

In this case, Chicken with about 20 cloves of garlic.  I rationalized that doing only three leg/thigh pieces did not need the full 40.

This has to be one of the easiest recipes ever-- for so little effort it tastes great.

Not 40 Cloves of Garlic
You can use a whole chicken, a cut up chicken or just part of a chicken.  I bought a 10 lbs bag of chicken legs and thighs because it is Covid quarantine and why not have a 10 lbs bag of chicken parts on hand.  What I didn't realize is it takes several days for a frozen solid chunk of chicken parts to thaw, so if you go this route give it a couple of days in advance to thaw. I used the remaining chicken to make Tandoori bbq chicken, but sadly I did not use the Joy recipe that calls for Fenugreek leaves. (We did not have them on hand, surprisingly.)

Browning
This couldn't be easier to make. Brown the chicken in oil, add the garlic, (the more the merrier with the garlic)  some seasonings like thyme and sage, put it in the oven.   The recipe calls for turning the oven temperature up midway through with the lid off but you could probably be lazy and not bother and it would be fine. Just make sure you get the chicken cooked all the way through, 165 degrees.

Take the Meat Out and Boil the Juice










As with most things, the gravy is the best part.  After taking it out of the oven be sure to boil it on the stove until it reduces. Be sure to mash up some of the cooked garlic and add to the gravy.  I took the added step of separating the fat out so that it wasn't too greasy.

The Finished Product
Mashed up Garlic for the Sauce (yum)


Ratings: Julie 5/5
Mike 5/5
Ed 10/5 He really liked the gravy.

Tuesday, April 21, 2020

Chicago-Style Deep-Dish Pizza (pg 616)


According to Joy, the key to a Chicago-style pizza is to use plenty of cheese and to put the sauce on top. Otherwise, you can fill it with whatever you like. We had some red peppers and a random andouille sausage to use up and were not disappointed by the flavor combo at all. For inspiration, there are some recommended combos on pg 615 that look fun to try: @Dad... if you still have leeks laying around; "melted leeks", mushroom, cheese & olive oil?

Here's how this recipe went...
THE DOUGH
What I (this is Jess) know of deep dish pizza is what I've eaten at Uno's which always had a VERY buttery crust. Spoiler: this was not that. Joy only recommends adding 2 tbsp of melted butter to the basic pizza dough recipe (pg 614) of flour, water, yeast, olive oil and salt and it didn't really seem to make a difference. On the bright side of dough making... The molten butter didn't kill my yeast and kneading with the Kitchen Aid worked just fine.


Pictured above is a cat paw dent. Dough and cats like the same warm spot in our house.

After a 90 minute rise, the dough gets spread out into a round sheet and placed into a buttered/corn-mealed cast iron pan. 10/10 would recommend buttering with bare-hands. It was very fun.

THE FILLINGS
On top of the dough, go the cheese and goodies. As recommended, we used shredded mozzarella and sliced provolone (there's never a shortage of cheese in our house.) Then on top of that, put our sliced red pepper, onions and andouille. Note: use MORE MEAT!!! Like a lot more meat.


We didn't have the ingredients to make marinara (pg 556) so topped with a jar of spicy red pepper sauce we had in the pantry and a LOT of grated parm.

We threw our (literal) pie into the oven for 5 seconds at 425 and pulled it right back out because we forgot to drizzle it with olive oil. 34 minutes of baking later, we had a golden brown crust, gooey cheese and really great sausage/pepper/onion flavor. Would definitely make again with MORE MEAT!!!!


⭐⭐⭐⭐ from Jess whose crust expectations were ruined by Uno's.